Friday, March 04, 2005

Sra. Maslow and Poptarts.

[Listening to: Sliders - 01x04 - Last Days - DVDRip - MP3 - DivX 5.2 - [RG] - - (43:47)]

I swear to god, I have the weirdest damn dreams.

Rob's Devil May Cry 3 Review

[Listening to: Sliders - 01x04 - Last Days - DVDRip - MP3 - DivX 5.2 - [RG] - - (43:47)]

I did not like this game. it made no sense. The guy has white hair i think he's old. This game isn't good. I like Ninja Gaiden More. This game is hard too and it made me not like it. I was about to beat it, but it was so hard, i stoped. This is my review of why i didn't like it.

Graphics: 3/10

ok someone didn't try here. Ninja Gaiden was like beter then this and i remember. The fire and rain effects are so bad, i wanted to cry into a sock, but didn't

Sounds: 1/10

come on...

Gameplay: 3/10

this is where the game really takes a hit. Its bad to play. It wasn't fun because it was so bad. I didn't like the boss either.

Graphics: 3/20

I think the lighting was ok but the bump mapping was not as good as Ninja Gaiden. It also wasn't as good as Ninja Gaidens music.

Replay Value: 0/20

this is where the game is baddest. I thought the fun would be doing it again, but its the same thing as the first time, bad.

Disk Art: 1/10

Ninja Gaiden is an example of good disk art, this game is not. I would rather look at ugly things.

Durability: 4/10

it seems durable, but not as much as Ninja Gaiden.

Funness: 1/20

why

Overall: 1/10 (not an average)

just dont even bother with this one. i mean its kinda fun, but its bad and not as good as Ninja Gaiden. I wish this was Ninja Gaiden so i wouldnt have to play this. Why did you do this to me sony? Why.


SUMMARY:

good:
its a game
it turns on

bad:
its not Ninja Gaiden


the end

Hmm. Maybe this has something to it.

[Listening to: Sliders - 01x04 - Last Days - DVDRip - MP3 - DivX 5.2 - [RG] - - (43:47)]

From now on, I won't be writing about everything I did during the day, because thats boring. You guys don't wanna hear about how many poptarts I had today (1), you wanna hear cool stuff. Like, me cutting Chorus today, Brendan and I setting things straight, and Ashley and I's newfound love for Arby's (shhhh!). So, I will just post the things I want to remember. Gee there's an idea. DUHH.