I QUIT

Yes. It's true. The process for ending my reign at ShopRite is underway. I feel strong.

Hopefully, I'll get a job at Gamecrazy. That would be the MOST kick ass job ever. Monday night, during my break, I was hanging out there, reading an article on GTA:SA, when a kid is looking through the used systems, and he was like, "Woah, a gold N64?!"

I swooped in, and, (within earshot of the GC manager,) I unleashed my god like trivia knowledge on the unsuspecting little bitch.

"Yeah, that was a promotion run by Nintendo when Majora's mask came out and you suck."

Well, those aren't the exact words, but thats the jist of it.

YVAN EHT NIOJ.

SPLINTER CELL 2 KICKS ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS